Monday, October 22, 2012

Don't Air Your Dirty Laundry (or do).

My roommates and I recently discovered that we do our laundry based on how many pairs of underwear we have.

I have 12 pairs so I pretty much have to do laundry every week.

Heather has 24 so she can usually go a couple weeks without doing laundry.

Corrie comes in as the winner with 42 pairs of underwear and can survive nearly 2 months without doing laundry. Which is basically insane.

The other day I started singing the Beetles' song "All You Need is Love" substituting the word "Underwear" in the place of "love". I realized this idea could have a future so I ended up re-writing all the lyrics to have something to do with laundry.

By the way, for being a number one hit "All You Need is Love" is pretty much a dud lyrically.

Hense the reason I didn't have a problem throwing in laundry terms for the re-write.




Underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear.
There's nothing you can wear that can't be clean.
Nothing you can clean that can't be seen.
Nothing that’s so dirty you can’t throw in for thirty minutes
It's easy.
There's nothing you can wash that can't be unwashed.
Nothing you can iron that can’t be wrinkled.
No kind of quandary that you can’t solve by doing laundry.
It's easy.

All you need is underwear, all you need is underwear,
All you need is uuun-derwear, underwear’s all you need.
Underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear.
All you need is underwear, all you need is underwear,
All you need is uuun-derwear, underwear’s all you need.
There's nothing you can’t throw into the machine.
Unless of course it has to be dry-cleaned.
No colors mixed with whites that can’t be changed around that’s right.
It’s easy
All you need is underwear, all you need is underwear,
All you need is uuun-derwear, underwear’s all you need.
All you need is underwear (all together now)
All you need is underwear (everybody)
All you need is uuun-derwear, underwear’s all you need.




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